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Tabloid Round Up

What made the cover

● "Streisand cancer shocker!" (The National Enquirer) ● "Regis quits!" (National Examiner) ● "Two-headed Bigfoot shot by Iowa cop" (Weekly World News) Couple watch

The National Enquirer reports that Nicole Kidman is "going to tie the knot" with her millionaire boyfriend, Steve Bing; that Katie Couric has "dumped her trumpet-playing new boyfriend," Chris Botti; that Pamela Anderson has a "new boyfriend, 'Blade' star Stephen Dorff;" and that Ellen DeGeneres has a "hot-and-heavy new romance with 'Arrested Development' star Portia de Rossi." Goofiest headline

"Real-life 'Waldo' found hiding!" (Weekly World News) Celebrity scandal of the week

"Jimmy Carter's grandson busted for booze, drugs" (The National Enquirer) Psychic predictions for 2005

National Examiner's Tony Leggett has predictions ranging from "duh" ("I see actor Jamie Foxx being nominated for an Oscar") to "huh?" ("Poetry will become the dominant art form of this decade"). Most who-care story

" 'The Munsters': What's happened to the cast?" (National Examiner) Least likely story

"Pope to star in new reality TV show" (Weekly World News) Least shocking story

"Stars give kids weird baby names" (National Examiner) Obligatory bizarro story

"Mole Men could be living under your lawn" (Weekly World News) Advice corner

The National Enquirer provides "Secrets of a happy marriage," while National Examiner lists "10 foods to fight heart disease," and Weekly World News explains "The secret to overcoming panty-shopping panic."